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  1.  
  2.  
  3. "TWO LAWYERS BEING KILLED!"
  4.  
  5. Finally!  We get to kill those Lawyers!
  6.  
  7. Yes, you can use this Sound-File with SoundMaster, SoundMover, or
  8. whatever Sound INIT you're running.  The result will be the sound
  9. of Dying Lawyers each and every time you wish!
  10.  
  11. Fabulous!  Now if someone would only come-up with jokes about
  12. SALESPEOPLE...
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